Herb Driftwood
2015-03-25 22:04:22 UTC
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BREAKING NEWS
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ATLANTA, Ga. (RUETERS) -- Folks,
don't make any plans for Saturday night.
CNN has just announced it will air
a two-hour interview with the notorious
Ed Conrad (the first network that must
believe he isn't cuckoo, as evolutionists
have long insisted).
Conrad, who has found a shitload
of petrified human bones between coal
veins, is taking the interview in stride.
In fact, he said he'll be pulling quite
a few of his mind-boggling fossils out
of dry dock especially for the show.
"I relish the opportunity to let it all
hang out -- and I admire CNN's brass
chinkies (testicles) for giving me the
opportunity to display my petrified penis
and my petrified brain, along with other
of my 280,000,000-million-year-old
fossils," said Conrad.
"Meanwhile, Fox News, CBS and
ABC can go screw themselves," he
added, before being hushed by a
heads-up security guard.
CNN revealed that, since its guest
is somebody really special, a large
team of news people -- both anchors
and reporters -- will take their turns
interviewing the celebrity.
Here are just a few of them (although
we suspect a few will call off sick):
http://www.cnn.com/specials/profiles
Undoubtedly, the question they're all
bound to ask:
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And, knowing Ed, he undoubtedly will answer:
"HELL, YES! IN FACT, THEY'RE SCARED SHOUTLESS!"
http://alt.fan.ed-conrad.narkive.com/ZyXb3x0Y/maybe-now-you-ll-believe-the-evolutionists-are-bullshit-artists
BREAKING NEWS
================================
ATLANTA, Ga. (RUETERS) -- Folks,
don't make any plans for Saturday night.
CNN has just announced it will air
a two-hour interview with the notorious
Ed Conrad (the first network that must
believe he isn't cuckoo, as evolutionists
have long insisted).
Conrad, who has found a shitload
of petrified human bones between coal
veins, is taking the interview in stride.
In fact, he said he'll be pulling quite
a few of his mind-boggling fossils out
of dry dock especially for the show.
"I relish the opportunity to let it all
hang out -- and I admire CNN's brass
chinkies (testicles) for giving me the
opportunity to display my petrified penis
and my petrified brain, along with other
of my 280,000,000-million-year-old
fossils," said Conrad.
"Meanwhile, Fox News, CBS and
ABC can go screw themselves," he
added, before being hushed by a
heads-up security guard.
CNN revealed that, since its guest
is somebody really special, a large
team of news people -- both anchors
and reporters -- will take their turns
interviewing the celebrity.
Here are just a few of them (although
we suspect a few will call off sick):
http://www.cnn.com/specials/profiles
Undoubtedly, the question they're all
bound to ask:
Loading Image...
And, knowing Ed, he undoubtedly will answer:
"HELL, YES! IN FACT, THEY'RE SCARED SHOUTLESS!"
http://alt.fan.ed-conrad.narkive.com/ZyXb3x0Y/maybe-now-you-ll-believe-the-evolutionists-are-bullshit-artists