Discussion:
A Parody of a Creationist "Argument".
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Oxyaena
2014-11-21 21:04:26 UTC
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"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are but
I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations on
TV."
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--- Lord Creodont, FRCS
Tom McDonald
2014-11-21 21:09:32 UTC
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Post by Oxyaena
"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are but
I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations on
TV."
How is that a parody? The first part is a nearly verbatim argument made
by lots of creationists. The second part is the factual reason for the
first, though almost no creationists are honest or informed enough to
say it out loud in public.
Oxyaena
2014-11-21 22:38:20 UTC
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Post by Tom McDonald
Post by Oxyaena
"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are but
I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations on
TV."
How is that a parody? The first part is a nearly verbatim argument made
by lots of creationists. The second part is the factual reason for the
first, though almost no creationists are honest or informed enough to
say it out loud in public.
I'll clarify, I was making fun of creationists by first sounding like
one and then spouting out the basis for the claim.
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--- Lord Creodont, FRCS
Smiler
2014-11-22 00:15:36 UTC
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Post by Oxyaena
Post by Tom McDonald
Post by Oxyaena
"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are
but I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations
on TV."
How is that a parody? The first part is a nearly verbatim argument made
by lots of creationists. The second part is the factual reason for the
first, though almost no creationists are honest or informed enough to
say it out loud in public.
I'll clarify, I was making fun of creationists by first sounding like
one and then spouting out the basis for the claim.
I think Tom was pointing out that cretinism is beyond parody.
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Smiler, The godless one.
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Gods are all tailored to order. They are made
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.
JTEM
2014-11-22 01:03:28 UTC
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Post by Smiler
I think Tom was pointing out that cretinism is beyond parody.
If you thought at all you might realize how
ridiculous you look:

"Your evolution is poopie!"

"No you are! You're poopie!"

"I said it first! You're poopie!"

"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces
off of me and sticks to you!"

"You're poopie! Poopie! Poopie! Poopie!"

"No, you are! It's bounced off of me and stuck
to you so that makes you poopie!"

....on & on & on.

You should be embarrassed.



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Oxyaena
2014-11-22 14:58:08 UTC
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Post by Smiler
I think Tom was pointing out that cretinism is beyond parody.
<snip endless drivel> <JTEM NEEDS TO BE EVALUATED>
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--- Lord Creodont, FRCS
Tom McDonald
2014-11-22 01:58:38 UTC
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Post by Smiler
Post by Oxyaena
Post by Tom McDonald
Post by Oxyaena
"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are
but I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations
on TV."
How is that a parody? The first part is a nearly verbatim argument made
by lots of creationists. The second part is the factual reason for the
first, though almost no creationists are honest or informed enough to
say it out loud in public.
I'll clarify, I was making fun of creationists by first sounding like
one and then spouting out the basis for the claim.
I think Tom was pointing out that cretinism is beyond parody.
Yup.
Alex W.
2014-11-22 10:31:41 UTC
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Post by Smiler
Post by Oxyaena
Post by Tom McDonald
Post by Oxyaena
"I have no idea whatsoever about what the laws of thermodynamics are
but I know that evolution violates the second one, based off of
misinformation, lies and half-truths given out by hate-mongering
bullshit artists that produce "stunning" sound effects and animations
on TV."
How is that a parody? The first part is a nearly verbatim argument made
by lots of creationists. The second part is the factual reason for the
first, though almost no creationists are honest or informed enough to
say it out loud in public.
I'll clarify, I was making fun of creationists by first sounding like
one and then spouting out the basis for the claim.
I think Tom was pointing out that cretinism is beyond parody.
Creationism is its own parody and supports my thesis that nothing is as
funny as real life.
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