Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Mike M, in
Post by Mike MPost by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler EmeritusTime to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Checkmate), in
Post by CheckmateIn article <1671735444451811246.763345mike-
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler EmeritusJim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Checkmate)
Post by CheckmateIn article <630992462451809028.670219mike-
Post by Mike MPost by b***@m.nuPost by DalePost by b***@m.nuwell there are not any religious hypotheses. There is nothing about
religon that qualifies as education.
the big bang was theology at some point
well lets think about that.....
In the mid-20th century, three British astrophysicists, Stephen
Hawking, George Ellis, and Roger Penrose turned their attention to the
Theory of Relativity and its implications regarding our notions of
time. In 1968 and 1970, they published papers in which they extended
Einstein's Theory of General Relativity to include measurements of
time and space
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
are you saying that stephen hawking <a known atheist> helped create
this theroy and thought of it as relating in any way to theology...
You are a moron..
I hate to admit it but he is sort of right here. The Big Bang (not called
that then, the term was invented in 1949 by Fred Hoyle to disparage it) was
largely hypothesised by Lemaitre in about 1931. While it is and always has
been a scientific theory, most respected cosmologists of the time disliked
the very idea of a "beginning " as bringing religious concepts into
science. The fact that the scientist promoting this new idea was a Catholic
priest really didn't help.
The work of Hawking et al simply moved the preponderance of scientific
thought over to accepting Big Bang theory over Steady State to the point
that Steady State is now a fringe crackpot notion.
So do we get a Big Crunch and a new Big Bang or not?
No one knows, since we still have very little information on dark energy.
Currently indications are that the universe will expand indefinitely and
get locally cooler as the energy density gets lower.
That seems to be the current consensus. Since so much of nature is
cyclical, I think it would be a lot tidier if the universe was locked in
an endless cycle of bangs and crunches. That would explain a lot,
except how it all started in the first place.
--
Chimpy
The most widely-spread author in AUK
"My ass, without a net!" (TM)
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hummer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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all rights reserved
The universe is a torus. We're at the outer, expanding edge of that
toroidal shape.
In the future, scientists will be puzzled over why the universe seems to
be slowing its rate of expansion. Then they'll be absolutely scratching
their heads over the fact that the universe seems to have stopped
expanding altogether. Then the alarmists amongst them will start hawking
"solutions" to the shrinking universe much as the "global warming"
alarmists are hawking "solutions" (that don't work) to a problem that
doesn't exist. Except the problem of a shrinking universe will prove to
be very real, indeed.
By that time, we'll be at the inwardly curving portion of the torus,
accelerating toward the center of the torus. When we reach that center,
it will be known as a "Big Crunch"... of course, we likely won't be
around to witness it by that time, having been pureed into cosmic soup,
to be later spit out the other side of that torus to start the process
again.
Mmmmmm... donuts.
<snicker>
Ah. Froot Loop cosmogony.
Well, I *was* going to later provide this link:
<http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080523/full/news.2008.854.html>
"Cosmologists have suggested various 'wrap-around' shapes for the
Universe: it might be shaped like a football or even a weird 'doughnut'.
In each case, the Universe would appear to be infinite, because you
would never physically reach its edge - if you travelled far enough in
any direction you would end up back where you started, just as if you
were circumnavigating the globe.
But the notion soon suffered a setback. Cosmologists predicted that a
wrap-around Universe would act like a hall of mirrors, with images from
distant objects being repeated multiple times across the sky. Glenn
Starkman at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio, and his
colleagues searched for the predicted patterns, but found nothing.
Undeterred, Steiner and his colleagues have re-analysed the 2003 data
from NASA's Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe, looking for different
shapes, including the so-called '3-torus', also dubbed the 'doughnut
universe'.
Despite its catchy nickname, this shape is tough to visualize, says
Steiner. The 3-torus is an extension of the familiar doughnut shape and
can be formed from a rectangular piece of paper. You can imagine gluing
together first one set of opposite edges to make a cylinder, and then
the second set of opposing edges to make a doughnut shape, explains
Steiner.
The 3-torus is formed in a similar way, but you begin with a cube and
glue together each of the opposite faces. So if you were to attempt to
exit one of the cube's faces, you would immediately find yourself
entering again through the opposite one.
Steinerâs team used three separate techniques to compare predictions of
how the temperature fluctuations in different areas of the sky should
match up in both an infinite Universe and a doughnut one. In each case,
the doughnut gave the best match to the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy
Probe data. The team has even been able to pin point the probable size
of the Universe, which would take around 56 billion light years to
cross."
Then this:
<http://www.scilogs.com/a_mad_hemorrhage/the-doughnut-universe/>
"In 2003, Tegmark et al. published their analysis of the background
radiation left over from the big bang. We donât have the time or ability
to traverse the universe, but this radiation has. Something became clear
from their mapping of the radiation, it wasnât symmetrical. The levels
of radiation that are visible now, and the fact that they are stronger
along one axis, together indicate that our universe is not infinite in
all directions. Not only is it finite, it is shaped like a
four-dimensional torus...
We all live in a giant doughnut."
Then this:
<http://www.livescience.com/33522-accelerating-universe-dark-energy-illusion.html>
"Now, a new theory suggests that the accelerating expansion of the
universe is merely an illusion, akin to a mirage in the desert. The
false impression results from the way our particular region of the
cosmos is drifting through the rest of space, said Christos Tsagas, a
cosmologist at Aristotle University of Thessaloniki in Greece. Our
relative motion makes it look like the universe as a whole is expanding
faster and faster, while in actuality, its expansion is slowing down
just as would be expected from what we know about gravity.
Tsagas' theory is supported, in part, by other recent observations that
have puzzled cosmologists. Some data collected from space, such as the
cosmic microwave background [CMB] radiation and light from supernovas ,
seems to show that the universe has a "preferred axis": In its outward
expansion, it appears to be stretching more one way than another."
....as a means of solidifying my troll... but you ruined it. Thanks, pal.
<snicker>
Post by Mike MThere is no spoon.
Heh. Yeah, but the kooks eat that shit up. Especially wild-eyed raving
conspiracy-theory doomsday nutjobs like Chimpy... he wants to "go out in
a blaze of glory".
Chimpy Checkmate the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist goes all
wild-eyed, hair pulling CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY:
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MID: <kpbjfq$klr$***@news.mixmin.net>
aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!"
"It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it
does."
MID: <kpce3h$lqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
aka "KILL THEM ALL!!"
"If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going
to take a whole bunch of motherfuckers with me."
MID: <***@dizum.com>
aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!"
"Bush is out of office now, but the damage done to our rights has
already been done under the guise of a war on terrorism. The biggest
terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and
particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their
database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when
the coming purge is implemented."
MID: <***@dizum.com>
aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!"
"BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now.
My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose."
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Post by Mike MEdge of a toroid?
Yeah, the outermost surface. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that point, and
thanks for providing me the opportunity to clear that up... the kooks
need their pabulum very finely sieved and spoon fed to them. They're
easily confused.
They get any dumber, and we're going to have to put a tube down their
throats just to feed them because they'll have forgotten how to swallow.
Not Chimpy, though... Chimpy's a swallowing champion. See my .sig for
proof, in his own words.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
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MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
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MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random objects:
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MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
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MID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
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MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates his
prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$***@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$***@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Percocet
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's words)
of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from
his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and
what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his
asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that
was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's
words) which caused him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of
a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like
"I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in
your face." (Chimpy's words) and "He could do us both at the same time."
(Chimpy's words).
One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
You'll note that every time Chimpy's been challenged to refute or deny
his self-described "unhappy childhood taking his belly-rubbing
homodaddy's dick up his ass" (Chimpy's words), Chimpy's declined,
because he knows he was, is and forever shall be the "poor pathetic
bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words).
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What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
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