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WARNING! Do Not Read This If You're a Senior Citizen
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Alice B. Goode
2014-11-12 10:46:50 UTC
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Hi! My name is Alice Goode and I'm now 66 years old.

I often look at people my age and think, "Surely,
I can't look THAT old."

Well, I visited my new dentist in Pottsville the
other day and, while sitting in his waiting room,
I read his diploma on the wall.

Suddenly, when I saw his name, I remembered there
was a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy in my graduating
class with the same name some 40 years ago.

Could he be the same young man whom I had a secret
crush on way back then?

Upon stepping into his office, I quickly discarded
any such thought.

In front of me was this balding, gray-haired, overweight
man with a road-map face that assured me he certainly
was too old to have been in my class.

After he finished examining my teeth, I asked him if,
by chance, he had attended Mahanoy City High School.

"Yes, I did!" he happily responded. "In fact, I was
on both the football and basketball teams."

'When did you graduate?" I asked him.

"In 1965," he proudly responded.

"Then we were in high school together!" I happily
exclaimed.

He looked me over rather closely, then that ugly, old,
bald, wrinkled-faced, flat-ass, gray-haired Old Fart
asked me:

"What did you TEACH?"
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Oxyaena
2014-11-23 23:24:36 UTC
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Post by Alice B. Goode
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No, your name is Ed "Man As Dumb As Coal" Conrad.

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