Mr. B1ack
2016-04-18 12:54:34 UTC
On Thu, 14 Apr 2016 05:52:52 +0200 (CEST), "Doug Snyder"
*everything*.
Got ya. So, dismiss it and eat shit. Riiiiight.WELLESLEY, Mass. (AP) - A boil-water advisory has been issued
for four buildings on the campus of Wellesley College after the
water supply tested positive for E. Coli bacteria.
Seek and ye SHALL find .... e.coli is just *everywhere*, infor four buildings on the campus of Wellesley College after the
water supply tested positive for E. Coli bacteria.
*everything*.
didn't know it (or didn't want to think about it).
From yer mammas tit to yer tippy-cup of milk
to yer lima beans and chocolate bars and
porterhouse steaks ..... bits of shit *everywhere*.
People shit. Worm shit. Bug shit. Bird shit.
Squrrel shit. Fish shit. Shit, shit, shit .... the
world's FULL of shit. ON everything, IN everything.
It's on yer hands. It's on the doorknobs. It's on
your shoes. It's on the walls, the floors, even on
the ceilings. It's blowing on the breeze. In every
crack, in every crevice. Even yer gallon of gas
has a little dinosaur shit in it.
And, frankly, we NEED that shit. Without e-coli
and friends you can't even digest your food
properly. Life on earth is symbiotic with shit.
It's part of the specs, the great all-encompassing
brown smear that helps power everything that
walks flies or slithers.
You can scrub and steam, soap and spray,
irradiate and dip it in phenol and penicillin -
but some will always remain. Billions of years
from now as the swollen sun prepares to
consume the earth, all there'll be left of us is
a crispy fried layer of old shit across the
scarred surface ; the last smell on earth will
be the stink of roasting manure.
And, in the end (so to speak), YOU are full
of shit too. No escape.
So, it's kinda like eating hot-dogs ... don't ask,
don't really think about it - everything will be fine :-)
. . . . . .
Your "story" illustrates one of the dangers of
modern analytic chemistry - the sensitivity,
the ability to detect even sub-part-per-quadrillion
quantities of pretty much everything, does not
always play well with the human mind.
One speck of fly-shit in an olympic-sized pool and
we think the water is "contaminated". One
femtogram of cocaine on yer $20 bill and the
cops take it as proof you're a drug dealer. One
molecule of THC in your blood and you might not
get hired. One tiny fragment of your DNA at the
crime scene and you're automatically presumed
guilty. One is reminded of the "tests" for witches
long ago (well, currently in some parts of the world)
where, after poking 'em in enough places, you'll
finally find your "proof".
So yes, there's fecal matter in the Wesley College
water supply, and the city water supply, and YOUR
water supply, and the river, the lake and the ocean
too. There's Chinese shit in Boston, Yankee shit in
Kathmandu, Pygmy shit on that slice of cheese you
buy in Stockholm .... science WILL be able to prove
it every damned time - and people WILL react just
as you did, every damned time. Billions will be wasted
on 'purification' procedures and political policies
that are more full of shit than a constipated elephant.