Petrified Penis
2015-01-25 00:30:27 UTC
MODERATOR'S NOTE: The exhibit of Ed Conrad's petrified
penis at Beaver Stadium in University Park, Pa., on Super
Bowl Sunday will begin at 8 a.m., not at 7 a.m as previously
announced. We here at sci.skeptic apologize for the error.
Let's try, try again!
=================
At long last -- Hell, it's been more than 30 years! --
"experts" at Penn State University finally are admitting
that Ed Conrad has a petrified penis as old as anthracite.
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The penis will be displayed in Beaver Stadium -- no pun
intended -- beginning at 8 a.m on Super Bowl Sunday.
Afterwards, Ed's penis -- discovered between coal veins
and dated at 280 million years (give or take a few decades) --
will be displayed at the leading natural history museums
around the world even though it remains a noose around the
neck of evolutionists and their asinine theory about man's
origin and ancestry.
PLEASE NOTE: Young boys under age 13 will NOT be permitted
to see the exhibit at Penn State if accompanied by a grand-
fatherly-like figure whom the kid mysteriously calls "Mr."
THE SIZE OF YOUR AVERAGE PENIS
http://www.freakonomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07
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HOW THE PENIS OPERATES
It should be emphasized that Ed Conrad has discovered
many more petrified bones, etc. -- some of them human --
between coal veins.
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which
documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
AML performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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OTHER INTERESTING COAL-AGE FOSSILS
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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A variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed that
Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither rocks nor
concretions -- as Penn State's so-called "experts" in anthropology,
paleontology and even entomology have claimed time and time
again -- but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
of them human.
They have included testing for the presence of Haversian
canals (the tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning
electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
===================
PHONIER THAN A $3 BILL
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.ed-conrad/_N_WScw61EY/ZluVLvAFI1IJ
Penn State University
Smithsonian Institution
University of Pennsylvania
University of California - Berkely
(just for starters)
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeo-anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford University
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleo-anthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
penis at Beaver Stadium in University Park, Pa., on Super
Bowl Sunday will begin at 8 a.m., not at 7 a.m as previously
announced. We here at sci.skeptic apologize for the error.
Let's try, try again!
=================
At long last -- Hell, it's been more than 30 years! --
"experts" at Penn State University finally are admitting
that Ed Conrad has a petrified penis as old as anthracite.
Loading Image...
The penis will be displayed in Beaver Stadium -- no pun
intended -- beginning at 8 a.m on Super Bowl Sunday.
Afterwards, Ed's penis -- discovered between coal veins
and dated at 280 million years (give or take a few decades) --
will be displayed at the leading natural history museums
around the world even though it remains a noose around the
neck of evolutionists and their asinine theory about man's
origin and ancestry.
PLEASE NOTE: Young boys under age 13 will NOT be permitted
to see the exhibit at Penn State if accompanied by a grand-
fatherly-like figure whom the kid mysteriously calls "Mr."
THE SIZE OF YOUR AVERAGE PENIS
http://www.freakonomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07
/Superfreak_image131-1024x495.jpg
HOW THE PENIS OPERATES
It should be emphasized that Ed Conrad has discovered
many more petrified bones, etc. -- some of them human --
between coal veins.
========================
OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
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Loading Image...
================
HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which
documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
AML performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
==============================
OTHER INTERESTING COAL-AGE FOSSILS
Loading Image...
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<Loading Image...
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpgLoading Image...
Loading Image...
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<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
========================
A variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed that
Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither rocks nor
concretions -- as Penn State's so-called "experts" in anthropology,
paleontology and even entomology have claimed time and time
again -- but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
of them human.
They have included testing for the presence of Haversian
canals (the tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning
electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
===================
PHONIER THAN A $3 BILL
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.ed-conrad/_N_WScw61EY/ZluVLvAFI1IJ
Penn State University
Smithsonian Institution
University of Pennsylvania
University of California - Berkely
(just for starters)
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeo-anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford University
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgjQwouifRmcWr7_EVxcAs66k0zGsVyF0ePGx0GYSc3uqGnoKz-w
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleo-anthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
<
UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology