SMITHSONIAN HOPES FRIDAY NEVER COMES

[To Face the Music?]

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WASHINGTON, DC. -- The staff
of the Smithsonian is working
like eager beavers preparing
for an inspection tour by God
Almighty on Friday.
"Actually, they're working
their balls off," said Wayne
Clough, Smithsonian Secretary.
He then added, with a smile
and a wink: "Nothing personal,
Ladies!"
The inspection tour, which
is eons overdue, comes in the
wake of accusations by one Ed
Conrad that the Smithsonian
has been giving Truth a royal
screwing concerning his incredible
discoveries of petrified human
remains between coal veins.
Not only do these bones, teeth
and even soft organs utterly destroy
the Darwinian Theory of man's
evolution, they would put hundreds
of thousands of pseudo-scientists
out of work (never to get another
job).
God's spokesman said his Boss
ill be accompanied on his visit
by His Son as well as by the Holy
Ghost -- and, obviously, by a choir
of rough-looking Angels (a few
resembling Joe Pesci), much like
the Secret Service).
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